I imagine the boss as Ben Hur, riding these interns around the office like a train of horses...
Ugh, just read this:
*** AD AGENCY RECRUITMENT: GRAPHIC DESIGNERS, WEB, VIDEO + COPYWRITERS (NYC)
Reply to: email@example.com [?]
Date: 2008-11-21, 3:39PM EST
NYC based advertising and marketing agency seeks to fill intern and staff positions in ad design, web design and programming, video editing and production, copywriting, event planning, print and sign production, market research and accounting/bookkeeping. Exceptional organizational skills are required.
FOR DESIGNERS: Experience in Adobe Creative Suite (InDesign, Photoshop, Illustrator) required with knowledge of Macromedia/Adobe Web Suite (Dreamweaver, Flash) and 3D applications preferred.
FOR COPYWRITERS: Experience with Microsoft Office and college-level coursework in English or journalism preferred. Include a writing sample of previously published work or college term paper.
FOR WEB DESIGNERS: Experience in Macromedia/Adobe Web Suite (Dreamweaver, Flash) required.
FOR VIDEO SPECIALISTS: Experience in Final Cut Pro and video camera equipment.
FOR MARKET RESEARCHERS: A degree or working towards a degree in marketing or communications.
FOR BOOKKEEPER: A degree or working towards a degree in accounting.
INTERNSHIP POSITIONS AVAILABLE WITH ON-THE-JOB TRAINING. OUTSTANDING CANDIDATES WILL BE OFFERED STAFF POSITIONS.
Intern candidates who are majoring in or recently graduated with the following degree: fine arts, advertising design, marketing, communications, English, photography, publishing
Intern Compensation: $100/week stipend, apprenticeship training, portfolio development
Intern Commitment: 30 hours per week for at least 12 weeks
Email a cover letter and resume to firstname.lastname@example.org. Be able to make a serious commitment to the position you seek before submitting your resume.
* Location: NYC
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.